Mushroom Polenta

Again with the Mushrooms! Mushrooms are delicious, and we needed something filling, so we made mushroom polenta. This is a pretty basic dinner with a real nice texture and taste, and if you follow the recipe exactly you will have enough for a small army. It can be a meal on its own, or it can be used as a side-dish (for steak, for instance).

********(we lost the cord to our camera, so pictures will come eventually… polenta isn’t very pretty to look at anyway, so you might be better off without them?)

Polenta is just cornmeal cooked in boiling water and/or broth. It is very creamy, but on its own is pretty bland. It can also take a long time to cook (up to hours, depending on the method) and requires constant stirring, which is easily the hardest part as the polenta needs to thicken up quite a bit before it is “done.” That being said, this recipe took us maybe half an hour of stiring, so if you have two or more people, your arms won’t be too sore by the end ;_;

One more word about this dish before I go on with the recipe. If, when deciding to make this dish, presentation is a factor, use yellow corn meal and white mushrooms. We used white cornmeal with dark mushrooms, which made everything…brown–> “Wild” mushrooms such as portabella/crimini and shitake are usually darker in color (brown-black, especially when cooked). Using yellow corn meal at the very least will make the meal more pleasant to look at. The general flavor of the polenta should not change much in either case, the only real factor being of course the type of mushrooms you decide to use.

So, to start off chop up a third of a cup of mushrooms and toss them into a pot with oil for a couple of minutes with a good amount of salt and pepper (three or four pinches of each, to start, add more to taste once you add the polenta), until they are soft; about two or three minutes (but not sauteed). Once they are soft add four cups of water and 3 cups of chicken broth. If you use bullion (or even better, “Better Than Bullion”) you can just throw in 7 cups of water and three cubes/teaspoons of your bullion, as you will need to bring your water to a rapid boil. Add a good bit of onion powder as well (you could also cook some onions at the beginning in the oil for a few minutes before adding in the mushrooms, however we didn’t have any onions AND I don’t think the texture of onions in this dish would have a very good mouth-feel).

Once boiling, slowly and evenly sift in a cup and a third of your cornmeal, while whisking the mushroom soup you have just made. If you do not pour it in evenly, it will clump up. If you end up with big clumps, just think of them as tiny cornmeal dumplings ;)

Once you have everything poured in, switch to a wooden spoon and stir. And stir. And stir. You will want to turn down the heat somewhat, but the polenta needs to remain at a boil. You must constantly stir it in wide steady circles to avoid it from either burning or exploding out of the pot (and potentially burning you or someone else, not to mention make a huge mess). As I said above, this can take up to an hour; it should be pretty thick and it should peel off the side of the pot when it is done.

Once done, pour it in a bowl, or put it on a plate and put a big ol’ steak on it. While it will thicken up pretty quickly, you can reheat the leftovers in a bowl and it will become liquid-ish again, or you can form the remains into patties, balls, or sausage-like tubes and fry them in oil for a different take on this dish.

Enjoy!
–Cory

Eggplant Mushroom Pies

With a homemade olive oil crust! Yum. Found the recipe online when I was looking for something to use up our other eggplant leftover after Eggplant Parm and to use our mushrooms that we had in the fridge. This is my version, in which we cut out a few things we either didn’t have or didn’t like, and it is a very delicious and filling meal. (And it’s vegetarian! Could be vegan if you substitute something for the brush-on liquid at the end that contains milk and egg…you could definitely use soy milk and egg substitute or even just some more oil).

Eggplant Pie

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We’re making you a sauce you can’t refuse

Spaghetti sauce is one of the most varyingly flavored sauces around. Depending on the type of tomatoes, the amount of sugar, the types spices put in the sauce (if any!), and the meat that goes in it, one chef’s spaghetti sauce will taste completely different from the next’s. Ashley is super picky when eating spaghetti sauce; very few sauces have ever appealed to her.

The sauce that we made the other night was easily the best sauce I have ever had, and Ashley agreed (yes, she did create it, but that aside it was delicious). Simple, but full of flavor. Sweeter than the average sauce, but still savory. We were in the middle of watching

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and decided to use the recipe that Peter tells Michael in the kitchen when he is making spaghetti. We tweaked it a tiny bit, but his use of a splash of red wine is really what piqued our interest, and also is what made the sauce have that robust flavor previous attempts had been lacking.

(Please note that we cooked just enough sauce for two people. If cooking for more, adjust accordingly)

It starts with the sausage. Cook two links of sausage in some olive oil (we also added a bit of walnut oil for taste), breaking the sausage into chunks as you cook it. Once the sausage is mostly cooked, put in one 8 ounce can of tomato sauce (plain) and one 8 ounce can of tomato paste (again, plain, but the Italian-seasoned ones would work as well). Also add some mushrooms and onions (if desired). Cook these down for a bit, while adding freshly ground pepper, salt (kosher of course), a tiny bit of oregano (not too much! Please do NOT over oregano your sauce), thyme, and sage. Next, add brown sugar. Yes, BROWN sugar. That is what gives the sauce it’s delicious flavor. Stir all of that in, then add some red wine to taste (a splash or two will suffice). We used Francis Ford Coppola’s wine, however it was the last we had and we threw away the bottle so I’m not sure what type of wine it was. We are not that familiar with wine, so some testing will need to be done to find the perfect type of red wine to pour into this sauce.

Let the entire thing cook down until the sauce is nice and thick. Then plate it on some spaghetti or similar noodle of choice, and enjoy!

Stuffed Mushrooms

This was fun because it was created while we were at the grocery store. I just said to Cory, “Hey! Wanna make stuffed mushrooms?” And he agreed, so I made it all up and we took it home to cook. Let me just say YUM.

As a side note, we used about 15 large mushrooms (maybe 3 inches in diameter?), but the stuffing would have filled twice that many. Because of this, I will be writing 30 mushrooms in the ingredients section, but I recommend baking only one tray at a time (15 is perfect for filling a 9×13 glass baking dish). So, if you need lots of hors du-oeuvres or something, this would be perfect.

Also, I am the James Bond of food puns: mushroom CAP (I was trying to be Toad).

AND, as an extra shoutout-type thing, I hope Mr. and Mrs. Burnsington like that we added the process pics ^_^
Onward to the Recipe!